Win your very own Obnoxious Attorney !
E-mail your current favourite joke/piece of humour to us (extra points for "lawyer jokes"), and you could win an ATTORNEY DOLL, which, when pressed in the appropriate place, will utter in impressively aggressive tones:-
| "My Client is innocent!""This is an outrage !" | ![]() |
"Pay
up ya deadbeat""I'll
see you in Court!"
|
This competition runs monthly,
and our decision as to the winning entry is
absolutely final.
In the event that the entries
received for any month are too feeble (or old) to
raise even a smile, then no prize at all will be
awarded for that month
The details of every winner, and
(taste & decency permitting) of every winning
entry will be posted
.
Winning entrants should thereafter allow 28 days
for delivery of their ATTORNEY DOLL
Please submit your entry/entries
using the text box below.
GOOD LUCK!